My Experience with Mr. Darkie…

Hmm.. Just wanted to share some of my experiences dealing with Mr. Darkie last year. For those who knew me you’ll know who I’m actually referring to.. (try to imagine… people with dark skin). "laughing cunningly"

Scenario 1

Me: Hi darkie..

Darkie: Hi Loh. Morning. How are you?

Me: Fine.

Darkie: I need a favor from you.

Me: Yup. What can I do for you? (I sense something is really fishy)

Darkie: I need your help to add two fields, F1 and F2 into table T.

Me: Sure. No problem. When you want this to be completed?

Darkie: Yesterday.

Me: (CELAKA.. @#$%@#$% Yesterday and today you only tell me. ) Yesterday?

Darkie: Yup. Sorry about that. My PC crashed.

Me: (CELAKA.. You think I’m a small kid. What is PC crashed has to do with assigning task?) Oh. Sorry to hear this.

Scenario 2

Darkie: Hi Loh. Are you free now?

Me: Yes. Of course.

Darkie: I need your help.

Me: (yelling in my heart "die hard this time") Oh.

Darkie: Can you fetch me to the LRT station?

Me: Sure. No problem.

Darkie: Can you fetch my wife as well?

Me: (Sweat.. Can I say no?) Sure.

Darkie: Arr.. Instead of fetching me and my wife to the LRT station, can you fetch me to Mid Valley?

Me: (As expected…) Sure.

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